Inflate-a-Date! Inflatable Boyfriend

Do you have a friend who's showing all the symptoms of a sickness no person wants to suffer from... the sickness of LONELINESS?

Well, we have the solution to all of their problems: Inflate-a-Date! Simply direct them to punch and then shake the bag (a great way for them to release their tensions and frustrations) and out bursts a rather good looking man who:

a) won't talk;
b) won't fart or whine;
c) won't cheat;
d) won't leave your friend for someone else; and
e ) won't die unexpectedly.

FEATURES

• Permanent six-pack & nice arms
• They'll just sit and look good, forever
• When you're sick of them, dump them with zero repercussions
• Can be re-inflated if they deflate

SPECIFICATIONS

• Measurements: 10(L) x 5(W) x 24.5(H) cms
• Material: What dreams are made of
• Care instructions: Store in a cool, dry place & avoid direct sunlight
• Contains no harmful ingredients - 100% dishonesty-free